Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Kena tag lain, tapi buat lain :) from Anis's

Tag 8 people

Tak perlu

Describe yourself in one word.
Pemalas 

Who would you pick, someone who really loves you, or the one you love?
Mmmm... marriage must be of two-ways commitments. If I don't love you then why should I marry you? If you don't love me I will find another victim 

Have you ever loved someone before but never had the courage to tell him/her?
Nope

How would you deal with a face to face rejection?
Can't tell

God is giving you just 5 more minutes before going back to Heaven. IF you love someone special, what will you say to that person?
Susah nak jawab, sebab tak logik 

What would you say to a person who doesn't want to believe you?
Ikut mu la tut

Was ever a time that you tried to learn to love someone?
I didn't try, I fell in love that instant and now I'm married to the right person

What's your opinion about someone who's jealous?
Feel like telling her "Bersyukur la dengan apa yang ada"

Do you have something special with you all the time?
My family that is

Best place to cry?
Where nobody's around, albeit I can never hold myself when the time comes

Who do you love the most?
Allah (had to be Him before everyone else) 

Tell us of your dream last night?

Can't recall

Ever hated someone so bad?

So bad that I wanted to kick his/her arse? Hohoho yeah baby yeah!

The biggest and most hurtful lie you've heard?

Tak ingat 


The last person you had a beer with?

Nobody

The last person you went to the movies with?

Azam

The last person you talked on the cell phone with?
Azam juga

The last person you hugged?
Azam (omg how tricky LOL)

The last person you yelled at?
Azam dan Azam dan Azam

In the last week, have you kissed someone?
Huish musti la (soalan...)

Danced crazy?
Pernah satu malam time jadi bengong masa dok serumah ngan Sho, Put, Aeliah, Yati Pahang, Has tapi Aeliah sorang je tido masa tu, dia tido mati!

Think of the last time you were angry, why were you angry?
Couple of days ago, back when this makcik guard at the reception desk asked for my student card for two consecutive days while neglecting the others who entered the school at the same time. Rasa nak tenyeh kad tu kat muka dia. 

If you could do anything, or wish anything, what would it be?
Cepat-cepat abes study and balik Malaysia for good

If you could have an all expense paid trip, where will you go?
Mekah buat haji (walaupun takut banyak dosa)

Would you or have you ever blackmailed someone?
Oh bestnya kalau penah muuuuuuahahahaha

Are you old fashioned?
Maybe, at which time it suits best

What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back?
The second one

What would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?
Main komputer walaupun kat tengah buat keje dalam lab

Five facts about me:-
1. Pemalas sungguh
2. Suka tido di mana-mana sahaja
3. Bekeng (macam Anis)
4. Typically not very good at handling my own money
5. Allergic kat manusia gedik who can potentially ruin other people's marriage (tengok la Norman ngan Abby)

Five things that scare me:(random)
1. Masuk neraka nauzubillah
2. Kena marah ngan Azam or parent
3. Tak cukup masa
4. Family/orang rapat meninggal
5. Kena jalan balik rumah malam sorang-sorang (but tak penah jadi sebab Azam selalu ambik)

Two songs playing in my head lately:-
1. Stealers Wheel- Stuck in the middle with you
2. Scissor Sisters- She's my man

Five things I treasure in my life:-(random)
1. My family, aku nak balik Malaysia
2. My health, alhamdulillah
3. My life, that I was granted opportunities by Him in order to become a better person
4. My study, to this extent
5. My friends, only those who visibly or invisibly appreciate the true meaning of friendship

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Orang Jepun memang kelakar

A show where they can't laugh no matter what, or else kena rotan


Japanese pranks in huge group


Human Tetris


Frustrated boy who got rejected


Commercial


Silent funny game in library

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Allah tolak alasan empat golongan

This world we live is a pass-by route to the hereafter for eternity. Pendek kata, dunia ini hanyalah sementara, tetapi kematian adalah pasti.

Sabda Rasulullah SAW:

"Manusia paling pintar ialah yang banyak mengingati mati dan yang paling hebat persediaan untuk menghadapinya, merekan itulah yang paling pintar, mereka pergi ke alam baqa dengan membawa kemuliaan dunia dan akhirat."

Petikan dari buku Cerita Serta Doa Dari Hadith & al-Quran

Berkata Al-Faqih Abu Laits:

"Kelak pada hari Kiamat ada empat golongan manusia yang datang, lalu masing-masing mengemukakan alasan mengapa tidak beribadat kepada Allah SWT, tapi alasan mereka tidak diterima."

Pertama: Orang kaya

"Sesungguhnya aku adalah orang kaya. Aku sibuk menguruskan hak-hak hartaku sehingga tidak sempat mengabdikan diri kepadaMu."

Maka Allah SWT berfirman: 

"Sesungguhnya Sulaiman adalah raja di seluruh timur dan barat, tetapi dia tidak derhaka kepada TuhanNya."

Kedua: Orang melarat

Dia beralasankan dengan kemiskinannya, tetapi Allah bandingkan dengan Nabi Isa a.s. pula.

Ketiga: Hamba sahaya

Dia beralasan untuk melayan tuannya, tetapi Allah bandingkan dengan Nabi Yusuf a.s.

Keempat: Orang sakit

Dia beralasan dengan penyakitnya, tetapi Allah bandingkan dengan Nabi Ayub a.s.

Jadi di hari Kiamat kelak tiada seorang pun yang ada alasan di sisi Allah SWT mengapa mereka tidak dapat mengabdikan diri kepadaNya.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Posted by Ewan (& friends)- Kamus Kelate

Hehehe

  1. Ewan: Doj 'ek=dating
  2. YB :tok cekak=penat
  3. kire :meto=sespesis ngn krg aja
  4. DR SARAF:samah=lima puluh sen
  5. safwanism :sumak parok nate neh=sial boy:tigo amah=rm 1.50
  6. pije:tebolah = tidak hati-hati
  7. >:tohok=buang
  8. hantu : buah seto=buah manggis
  9. ixu:bekwoh=kenduri-kendara org kawin
  10. >:gelenya = gedik, xcekak = penat
  11. >:jo'un = redup, mendung
  12. gu a.k.a saeng = kawan
  13. kenaling = nervous
  14. knowraa : gotu = benda tu
  15. dzzzuuulll : keladi boncih = kacang boncih....hhahah
  16. >: plakar = petir, pok'ndir = guruh, baso tolo weh bdk neh = digunakan bila bengang with sb. hahah..
  17. HafizAziz : kecek = cakap
  18. soyok = terkoyak
  19. loghat/gaduh = nak cepat
  20. denuh/deknuh = disana/kesana
  21. marin = semalam
  22. hanele = degil/keras hati
  23. kerah keng = degil/keras hati
  24. manggok = megah diri
  25. hagah = sombong
  26. ngepek = membebel/berleter
  27. KuLiN = boloq ~ comot
  28. = jelar' ~ tamok
  29. = khelong ~ tamok ugok
  30. bokbong = spesis musang
  31. pok kor = spesis mengkarung
  32. saksoba = absorber
  33. buoh topoh = epal
  34. sak dok ghobar = don't worry
  35. dek pong gak eh = kalau ye pun
  36. Jjughuh = baik
  37. yakk~ = ops!; opocot~!
  38. yakboktey = lbh kurang yak~
  39. deh = ok?
  40. ghohok = ssh; pyh
  41. GRAFIXTONE: SUMBATT!! = OTOK TENGAH JEM = BLUR..
  42. Razman: Bek heng pah ko tanoh = Back hand sampai ke luar.
  43. koti : ge'lar = mengutuk
  44. nyet : go namo rima=benda ape itu?
  45. sedae : gesek = mancis
  46. sedae : kale = pensil
  47. sedae : roba = pemadam
  48. umairah : jangok ~ melaram/berhias
  49. umairah : siso ~ cenderahati
  50. umairah : jongkako ~ pembantu/ajk
  51. sedae : murih ~ marah
  52. sedae : derak ~ merayau-rayau
  53. nisha: sengoti eh ~ betulll la
  54. nisha: pongoh ~ panas baran
  55. nisha: geghe tanoh ~ bangku besar kat luar umah
  56. nisha: nyo ~ kelapa
  57. nisha: supik gelenya/jabir ~ plastik
  58. nisha: kheling manjo ~ jelingan manja
  59. nisha: puyok belango~ periuk belanga
  60. nisha: bengong nate nih ~ giler la ko ni
  61. nisha: woh mokte ~ buah rambutan
  62. nisha: speka ~ speaker
  63. nisha: tok soh nyusoh la~tak payah susah2 la...
  64. nisha: gamok ~ tergamak
  65. nisha: jughuh nyo budok ni ~ baik betul budak ni
  66. nisha: manih leting ~ tersangat manis
  67. nisha: masin perak ~ tersangat masin
  68. nisha: pahit lepe ~ tersangat pahit
  69. nisha: mase lebe ~ tersangat masam
  70. nisha: kuning dehe ~ tersangat kuning
  71. nisha: meroh nyela ~ tersangat merah
  72. nisha: ite lege ~ tersangat hitam
  73. nisha: gok aye ~ reban ayam
  74. nisha: gok kambing ~ kandang kambing
  75. lemy: tawa hebe= tersgttawar
  76. lemy=cuwoh=curah
  77. lemy::hungga=lari
  78. lemy:leloh= letih
  79. lemy:murih =maroh
  80. lemy:jek=tendang
  81. lemy:wogheh=saudara
  82. lemy:kac e ralek=biji kuaci
  83. [iwe]>putih sepo=tersangat putih
  84. [iwe]>biru ketu=nak mati doh.....haha
  85. [iwe]>selok kegho=nak mapuh(xgerok geri)
  86. [iwe]>tebolah=cuai
  87. [iwe]>ngecing=kenatipu
  88. [iwe]>leweh =xsedap(makanan)
  89. [iwe]>culas=ma las
  90. [iwe]>kora=calar
  91. [iwe]>naik ra=datang ghairah
  92. [iwe]>tempat jintende=dalamhutan
  93. [iwe]>cakduh=lalai,cuai
  94. [iwe]> gase=kasar
  95. [iwe]>darak=xtahu(jenis xambil perkembangan)
  96. [iwe]>bodi kate=badansasa
  97. [iwe]>kupit=kedekut
  98. [iwe]>ngatik=tahlil
  99. [ iwe]>kekong=tolol
  100. [iwe]>nengung=termenung
  101. [iw e]>bolot=jenis over
  102. hungga = lari
  103. kacik otok = xwaras
  104. kodi = buruk
  105. selok = tergamam,jammed@kunci
  106. ~shamshuk~ kesik = sunyi
  107. ~shamshuk~ ketul = bekas basuh tangan
  108. ~shamshuk~ ke'kong = dukung atas belakang
  109. ~shamshuk~ bekeng = garang
  110. ~shamshuk~ kekoh = gigit
  111. berkekoh/baloh = berkelahi
  112. sok woya ija = gilo/ mereng
  113. guste = undur
  114. mat teghak = askar
  115. kuba bala = kerbau balau
Mau tambah lagi? Nanti aku update