Love you tender

"I love you I wanna love you tender... I just want to be your love defender..."

Lagu yang sangat berhantu, dah meresap masuk dalam sel2 otakku. Damn u Swedish weirdos... that 'awesome' disco moves... (p/s: Kalo tak paham, tengok video kat bawah - The worst music video ever)

'Sepek' mataku

Arrrgghh, susahnya nak cari kedai opticals kat sini. Alkisahnya skru cermin mata aku yang baru buat bulan lepas tercabut sebab malam tadi spek aku kene hempap. Dah la spek aku rimless, pastu aku suka baring ala2 nak rehatkan diri (konooon) pastu zzzzzzzzzzzzz.... tertido dengan spek. Bangun tido tengok2 skru dah tercabut. Hai... mata aku dah la sangat POWER pastu kene cari skru kecikkkk kat atas katil, karpet, bawah bantal, meja etc etc... memang boleh 'jumpa' punyalah!

Punya la kedai spek kat sini tak boleh diharap, dah beberapa kedai aku pegi setakat ni tapi semua tak bleh repair

(Translated dialogues)

"Pasang skru je Kak"
"Oh tak boleh buat kat sini dik sebab takde machine dia"

Machine apa? Ke aku salah kedai? I looked around and yup ni memang kedai opticals.

"Abes tu ade kedai lain yang bleh repair ni tak"
"Ade, kat Longsight" (sambil hulur bussiness card dia)

Kene pegi Longsight??? Tak kuasa aku! Hellooooo , gua nak skru je, screwdriver kecik tu gua dah ada pun. Bukannya patah ke apa, MASUK SKRU JE.

Cet pooodah. Nak kene pegi Longsight or town baru jumpa kedai yang ada machine CANGGIH tu kot. Confirm kene charge. Boringnya akuuu kat sini.... Jauh lagi hebat opticians Malaysiaku yang serba boleh...

Update:
Lepas masuk 5 kedai, akhirnya baru dapat repair- kudos to Vision Express

Freezing

Hottest news throughout the year in Manchester?
----------------> WEATHER
Should u ran out of ideas to speak of, look outside the window, then u know what to say. Some facts hitherto well known.
1. Summer's no hotty
2. Winter's no snowy
3. Everyday rainy and windy.

Sejuknya..... bestnya tido....
Albeit freezing I could still see some dudes who had guts walking half naked out there for the sake of having "fun", be it during Halloween, Christmas, Easter, or weekends for clubbing/partying.
Gilo.... aku dok kat dalam rumah pun still terketar2.

Takde keje

Worst movie scenes ever

Worst best man ever

Worst music video ever

Worst fight scene ever

Raya Aidilfitri 2008

Huuuarrggh bestnya raya kat rumah!!!!

Tahun lepas aku raya kat Manchester- sungguh tak best! Macam tak raya langsung!

I reckon those who snapped their superficially happy and sweet smiling faces, as though they had really been enjoying the overseas raya moments, are too those who lived in denial despite missing their family the most... sedihnya. Come on, takde feeling raya langsung lah. Mungkin jugak orang cakap aku, being a lone married postgrad--> anti-social, tapi dalam bab ni memang aku betul raya kat UK tak best. Hampeh.

Azam spent the last three consecutive raya in UK. Kesian, kesian, kesian. He missed three wonderful years of balik raya kat kampung... Tup tup terus kena raya kat rumah mertua! Luckily the distance between the two houses is less than 5-minute car ride. Takde la gaduh balik raya rumah sapa.  Paling nasib baik semua anak2 sedara aku ingat aku lagi hehehhe bagus bagus!

From left: Adrin, Aiman, Afif, Areef, Adam

Sapa gemok sekarang? Of course bukan aku wakakakaka

Nida + Nazri = Adam, Adrin

Yani + Karim = Adlin, Aiman

Tok Pa dengan cucu-cucunya ultraman tiga & spiderman

Budak-budak zaman sekarang (bapak dia macam dah give up)

Isk... isk... isk...

Uwaaaa!!! Tokse ambik gambar!!! (lari naik atas sambil pegang lollipop)

Areef... areef... mu ni spoil la